Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Funny Jokes

Hum Tumhare Mobile Mei Itne SMS Krenge ki Confuse Ho Jaoge Ki Konsa Padhe Aur Konsa Delete Kare.

Udd Dabbang Dabbang

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Barish Ki

1 Bund Apko Khushi De

2 Bund Hasi De.

3 Bund Tandurasti De

4 Bund Kamyabi De

5 Bund ...........

6 Bund ..........

7

8

Bas Kar Varna Sari Ho Jaaygi..............

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Santa Apani Premika Ke Sath Date Par Gaya.

Santa : Mere Kaan Me Kuch Halka Sa Kuch Naram Sa Kuch Namakin Sach Kuch Meetha Sa Kaho.

Premika Dhokla

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Teacher :  Tum Kis Khandaan Se Ho ?
Ladka   :   Janwaro Ke , Papa Mujhe Ullu Ka Pattha, Mummy Mujhe Gadha, Dadaji Sher Ka Beta
                 Aur Dadi Bandar Kehti Hai...................

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Cute Poem By School Kids-

White Colour Ki Dress Pehen Kar Hum Sab Lagte kitne Acche .................
          School Lagta Hai Polutry Farm aur Hum Sab Murgi ke Bacche...............

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Santa Aadhe Ghante Me 10 Baar Toilet Gaya 2 Banta Ne Pucha
     Kyo Chain Nahi Hai Kya
Santa : Hai 2 Sahi Par Khul Nahi Rahi Hai

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