The Mouse

A man called his doctor, and said "doc", you gotta come over here

Quick, you see when my wife got out of the shower, and bent over to

Pick up her towel a mouse ran straight up her pussy. The doctor said,"

Okay just hold a piece of cheese just outside of her vagina untl I get

Over there".

The doctor drove up, got out of his car, and went inside to see the man
Holding a big fish up to her vagina instead of cheese. The doctor
Said,"what are you doing, I said a piece of cheese". The man said,"I
Did what you said, and it almost worked, but when the mouse started to
Come out, the cat chased it right back up there!